MSU College of Arts & Letters’ Department of Theatre presents...


The Impracticality of Modern-Day Mastodons

by Rachel Teagle

Directed by Rob Roznowski



Be careful what you wish for. In a world where your childhood wishes come true– with so many princesses and cowboys– Jess sees her wish of becoming a mastodon come to life. 

Performance Dates & Times

  • Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 7:30pm
  • Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 7:30pm
  • Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 7:30pm
  • Friday, April 8, 2022 at 8:00pm
  • Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 8:00pm

Storefront Theatre Initiative

Our Storefront Theatre shows focus on dynamic roles to showcase and challenge our acting students. Many of our students will encounter the storefront production model when they graduate. Creative teams are challenged to work with limited resources and shorter rehearsal periods, with an emphasis on the elements they can control: Writing, Acting, and Directing. 


Tickets are $10, General Admission. They can be purchased online in advance or at the door with Credit Card or Check. 


Studio 60
at MSU Auditorium

Michigan State University
542 Auditorium Rd. | East Lansing MI 48824

The ticket office at the Studio 60 Theatre opens one hour prior to the show with doors opening 30 minutes prior. It will close 5 minutes after the posted start time as late seating beyond that point will disrupt the performers and fellow audience members.